Philosophical Debaters Prints

An optimist, a pessimist & an optometrist.

Agnostics Society: Absolute worst place to ask for directions.

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

'She sees the glass as half empty, and what's left is her least favorite beverage anyway.'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

Science Snobs

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"This'll show the Theology Department."

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Abortion Rights Are Doomed Now and It's Largely the Democrats' Fault

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'The opinions expressed by Burt are not necessarily those of Ernie.'

"I think you made your mistake right at the beginning!"

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"Can atheists refuse to participate?"

Liberals' Wishful Thinking about Joe Biden

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

'Half-empty...half-full, but probably polluted.'

Wisconsin's War on Unions!

"Why is it that yours are 'Aha!' moments, but mine are always 'No duh?'"

"Even Voldemort wouldn't drown a whole planet."

Capital punishment right or wrong? For men or women?

"Well...this constant badness is just sooo wearisome...."

Mind Narrows road sign.

"And now Professor Weyfeld, of Columbia University, with some liberal claptrap."

'Vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian, vegetarian.'

"Oh. . . and this one, Jerimiah 19.9 'And I will make them eat the flesh or their sons and daughters'."

You! Are thick magazine.

No atheists in Heaven.

'That was a long winded conversation...I thought he'd never stop listening.'