Theory Debater Pillows

'You present a very convincing argument.'

CONGRESS, 'The poor guy -- he's a fiscal conservative, but his wife is a Keynesian.'

Professor Malinowski Failed to Impress His Audience with his Small Bang Theory.

'He's a case of unintelligent design.'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Now that's a win."

Changing Minds

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

Like Minded

Science Snobs

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

The last word.

Global warming debate.

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

'My opponent hates cats.'