Doctrinal Debater Pillows

"Theologian? You guys are always fun."

"That's just so God."

Papa Ratzi

Priests/Vicars/Ministers.

"What if the pushy use it all UP first?"

"I only call people within my denomination brother or sister." (two Christian talking about their denomination)

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Like Minded

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Verbal Orders

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Man milks a book.

And now, for a rebuttal.