Dogma Debater Pillows

"Don't punish yourself for who you are. That's God's job."

"I imagine the men who wrote the Bible giggled every time they wrote 'I am the lord'."

Religion, This End Up

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Dialogue

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Now that's a win."

"You seem troubled, Pastor. Is anything worrying you...I mean aside from the sins of the world, the vanity of humankind, man's inhumanity to man..."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Are you sure You can be objective? -After all, You did CREATE them.'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Any distinguishing 'PARSONAL' characteristics?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"I understand the allure of religion. It offers hope in a world that's often cruel and unfair. But religion's promises have been consistently proven false. Science, on the other hand, has actually delivered the things that improve human life...."

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

Like Minded

A not-so-happy God, with the Humans, sticking an Eviction Notice to the Earth

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Sermon - why our religion is really better than yours.

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"