Dogma Debunker Pillows

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Rumours Online

Statue of Liberty

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Obama, the Enigma?

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"I don't do cover ups!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

If Animals Were Racist...

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Say What! Mark Meadows

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"I hope it misses us!"

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'