Dialogue Debunker Pillows

If Kitschy Film Dialogues Were Really Realistic. . .

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Rumours Online

Statue of Liberty

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Obama, the Enigma?

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

If Animals Were Racist...

Say What! Mark Meadows

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

Superstition City

"I don't do cover ups!"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'