Denial Debunker Pillows

" No, I'm not concerned about my weight...why worry about something you can't see?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Statue of Liberty

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Rumours Online

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Obama, the Enigma?

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"We can address the underlying problems ... or ... you can keep your head in the sand."

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

If Animals Were Racist...

Say What! Mark Meadows

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"I don't do cover ups!"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'