Denial Debunkers Pillows

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Statue of Liberty

Rumours Online

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Obama, the Enigma?

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Say What! Mark Meadows

If Animals Were Racist...

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"I don't do cover ups!"

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre