Conspiracy Debunkers Pillows

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

"Your husband is telling you not to come here anymore because, 'this so-called spiritualist is a phoney'!"

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Rumours Online

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Obama, the Enigma?

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"I don't do cover ups!"

Say What! Mark Meadows

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

'When we agreed to peace talks - I was thinking of something a little more . . . I don't know congenial.'

Anti-Vaxxers

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'