Conspiracy Theory Debunker Pillows

Trump

Corona Tests: From Today For A Fee

"I've never been one for conspiracy theories."

"Now pay attention 007, this device will protect you against Jewish space lasers and alert you to the presence of baby-eating lizard people who want to take over the world with the Bill Gates vaccine."

Jabber Wacky

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Say What! Mark Meadows

"We sacrifice a few 5G masts to the gods!"

"You know your problem? You see conspiracy theories everywhere."

"Oh how good it is that the Earth is a disc!"

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

'I think this is the primordial ooze that eventually gave rise to life on the internet.'

"The media and others who criticize my conspiracy theories are out to get me!"

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"We'll definitely want to keep an eye on that."

H.O.A.X.: His Only Available eXcuse

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Govt. UK led by Seance

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Rumours Online

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Obama, the Enigma?

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"I don't do cover ups!"

"And that was the news. . . But please feel free to go online and vent your spite, spread your conspiracy theories and promote your ill-informed opinions. . ."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."