Theory Debunker Pillows

Medieval Patent Office

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Conspiracy theory

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Statue of Liberty

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Obama, the Enigma?

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

Say What! Mark Meadows

"The candidates this year are really honest."