Tale Debunker Pillows

"Well, you call them fairy tales, I call them fake news."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Statue of Liberty

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"I hope it misses us!"

If Animals Were Racist...

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Superstition City

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

Say What! Mark Meadows

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Tall stories

'They're having a ball up there.'

"What to wear today?"