Misconception Debunker Pillows

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Say 'eh.'"

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"Men can keep a secret, but it takes a woman to tell them that it was supposed to be a secret!"

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Statue of Liberty

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Obama, the Enigma?

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Disparate housewives.

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"I hope it misses us!"

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.