Tale Debunker Prints

"Well, you call them fairy tales, I call them fake news."

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

Govt. UK led by Seance

Statue of Liberty

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

"The candidates this year are really honest."

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"I hope it misses us!"

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

If Animals Were Racist...

Say What! Mark Meadows

Superstition City

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'They're having a ball up there.'

"What to wear today?"