Medical Tale Debunker Pillows

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

Tall stories

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

Rational explanations

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

Covid Juggling

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

"Ouch!"

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'