Medical Tale Debunker T-Shirts

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Your heart is doing well with the pig valve we put in. Now, what was your question?

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Govt. UK led by Seance

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

I'd like a second opinion on your self-diagnosis - So a random guy from the waiting room is googling your symptoms.

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

Tall stories

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

Rational explanations

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

"Ouch!"

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

Covid Juggling