Medical Myth Busters T-Shirts

'I told you at the start - this drug is still in the experimental stage.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

'Well, that WAS an impressive string of obscenities, but I think I'll stick with the Hippocratic oath.'

Hypochodriac worrying about his heart.

"I've heard that your medication can grow extra nipples, but I wouldn't worry about that if I were you..."

'How can anyone seriously believe that we sleep standing up and with our eyes open ,,,, Hello'

"Well the good news is that everything was supposed to be bad for you is actually good, but the bad news is that everything that you thought was good for you is actually bad."

"My new day job is killing me."

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

"You'll have to take this medication for the rest of your life, but don't worry it's non-addictive."

Medical Curiosities

"Oh, sure! Blame the monkey!"

'It appears that 'reduced fat' means high fat, 'lo-fat' means plenty of fat, and 'fat-free' means some fat.'

"Look, Phil, I can see your shadow!"

"I don’t care what you read on social media, I cannot prescribe chocolate mini eggs to help with your weight loss!"

'You're a hypochondriac.' 'Yes, Doctor, but am I a healthy hypochondriac, or a sick hypochondriac?'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

'Try not to get into any more mischief '

"I'll have an extra large conspiracy burger with anti-semitism, plenty of racism, stupidity and a load of crap."

The real costs of alternative facts!!

Hypochondriac at two computers. One reads 'Internet diagnosis', other says 'Second opinion'.

"Stop reading this stupid paper."

"Relax, un-controllable trembling is natural before major surgery."

"If this toy was made by Santa's elves at the North Pole, how come it says 'Made in China'."

Santa Claus doesn't exist because he got eaten up by zombie elves.

"Amazing your knowledge of the virus, if anything, I should pay you."

"I can't read this scribble. . . ! Just get the usual random boxes off the top shelf. . ."

"He took an Alka-Seltzer and now he thinks he’s sparkling."

"Where on earth did you read that alcohol is good for you?"

"I've searched every book, also the Internet, so in desperation...I've come to you, doctor!"

Press reports suggest that caffeine could provide protection against a range of cancers.