Diagnosis Debunker Pillows

'...You've got no game.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Obama, the Enigma?

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I don't do cover ups!"

Say What! Mark Meadows

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

Weapens of Mass Redaction

"These grapes are a bit funny."

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.