Diagnosis Debunker Pillows

'...You've got no game.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

Obama, the Enigma?

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

Say What! Mark Meadows

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"I don't do cover ups!"

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"These grapes are a bit funny."

Weapens of Mass Redaction

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"Have you considered donating your body to science fiction?"

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"No more fake news, alternative facts, or conspiracy theories. If elected, I promise to go back to old-fashioned lying!"

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'