Health Debunkers Pillows

"Grandma, if an apple-a-day really did keep the doctor away... the surgeon general would find that apples cause cancer!"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

Rumours Online

'Sure you can have another opinion but I still say you are a fat pig.'

'Never, Ever...believe everything you read.'

'My first drink since my accident.'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

Superstition City

'Ever since I had a disease named after me, people seem to keep their distance.'

"These grapes are a bit funny."

"The immigrant kids ate the class hamster, my teacher is an agent of Satan, and I got an A."

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

Weight Loss Clinic: 100% guaranteed.

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

Rise of the Drones

"But you really can't trust the media."

Covid Juggling

'The Easter bunny doesn't come down the chimney. He hides his eggs in the backyard.'

Another myth de-bunked.

Obese guy looking a shelf labelled 'Free Fat Food'.

"Mayonnaise....maaaayonnaise...."

"It says here that you believed everything you saw in the press, I'll have someone escort you to the crazy section."

'You can't get swine flu from your piggy bank!'

"My mom said I can't come here anymore." "What? Why not, Billy?" "She said she sends me here to get hot chocolate, not to get bad relationship advice." "What 'bad' advice? All my advice is solid gold." "You told me to call the IRS with an anonymous tip about Andrea Wheaton's father avoiding taxes, so next time he tells her I'm a bad influence he'll look like a hypocrite." "That didn't work?"

'...You've got no game.'

"In health news, everything you thought was good for you is now bad for you."

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"Fasting means you stop eating. It doesn't mean to eat your food faster."