Diet Debunker Pillows

'And who was this 'Friend' who told you about the magic sausage roll diet?'

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'The weight, maybe, but 'big-boned' doesn't explain the stomach.'

'Like most diets you can eat as much as you like of food you can't stand!'

Obese guy looking a shelf labelled 'Free Fat Food'.

"Your compulsive talk about crazy diets, get rich schemes, and mail order drugs -- your pacemaker's been hacked and you're spamming."

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"Fasting means you stop eating. It doesn't mean to eat your food faster."

"What do you mean 'sitting is the new smoking'? I thought fat was the new smoking?"

"Daddy, you have to flatten this curve."

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

"Nice try, Jim, but there's no such thing as a 'Beer cleanse'."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

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'You are talking about health? Ha! My cig does not have calories, fat, cholesterol, carbohydrates and sugar!'

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

Complex Carbs

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

Lite Beer.

'Let me introduce my biggest supporter, a real whale of a guy, a huge fan..'

"Steak for breakfast, steak for lunch, steak for dinner. . . you can't stop evolution!"