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Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Statue of Liberty

Obama, the Enigma?

Chicken standing on a platform on a stage with three horns in front of it and wearing a top hat; a sign on the side of the platform reads "National Endowment for the Arts - Seal of Approval."

Thwarting the Boys from Brazil

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

"Look, Earl. . . It's a young person Republican! They do exist!"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

'Thank you but I'm a bit sensitive to ethnic food.'

"I don't do cover ups!"

"I hope it misses us!"

"I think they're beginning to suspect our science is fraudulent."

"It's all a big distraction from the other distraction attempting to distract us from last week's b*****t thing!"

'Mayonnaise is immoral.'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Psychiatric Centre/Vaccination Centre

Fiscal Cliff Dwellers.

Say What! Mark Meadows

If Animals Were Racist...

I heard it disappears if you suck on a rabbit's foot. I heard the virus came from aliens. I heard it's no worse than jock itch. Heard immunity.

"The candidates this year are really honest."