Wisdom Debunker Pillows

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'I tried to warn him - garbage in, garbage out.'

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

Rumours Online

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

People, please listen. I'm talkin 'bout the income gap. The top one percent of Americans get one third of the nation's income, over double what they got in 1980. One-third. The income for the top 0.01% is 196 times the bottom 90%. Your wages have stagnated and the super-duper rich have gotten super-duper richer! How can you possibly swallow your coffee? Because you're making me do math before noon!

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"Trust me, there is no subsidized lunch."

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

Door labelled: 'False Economy Analysis & Research.'

Say What! Mark Meadows

Anti-Vaxxers

Tall stories

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

Rational explanations

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."