Classic Wisdom Debunker Pillows

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"...it was believed that anyone who displeased it would meet with a terrible fate, which of course is complete nonsen..."

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

Rational explanations

"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates. Sounds like a man who never had a tax return audited.

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Anti-Vaxxers

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Tall stories

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

"What's the furthest away, America or the moon..?"CartoonStock Upload

"They say you're only as old as your face."

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

Rise of the Drones

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"