Classic Wisdom Debunker T-Shirts

"Grandmom told me "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach." I told her that has medical malpractice written all over it!"

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"And next up, Fairy Tales: FolkLORE or FolkLIES!"

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

Well, there you go. I guess it isn't "Feed a cold, starve a fever."

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Govt. UK led by Seance

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"For decades we lemmings have been jumping off cliffs. Dude, it's time to evolve!"

"In science class, we learned that a solar eclipse is not due to a rolling blackout."

'Don't believe everything you hear about global cooling, it's just a theory.'

'Of course I've done something about Lady Godiva -- I had security cameras installed all over town!'

"Recent studies now show that people who use the aphorism ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’ have compromised immune systems."

"My previous patient thought he was a cruise missile."

"Do I still believe in Santa Claus? I don't even believe in Congress."

"Say, Buddy. . . do you pick-ups as well?"

Rational explanations

Tall stories

'We'll soon know whether or not the Easter rabbit is real.'

Anti-Vaxxers

"My mind is plenty open, Grandma. But not so much that my brain falls out."

Vicarage - Beware of the Dogma.

'Basically, my study challenges the more the merrier theory.'

'There are those who say that in America the streets are paved with excrement.'

'I know you lost six nil, but why did you clout that little boy?' - 'He's our lucky mascot.'

"It's okay, I'm actually just a flamboyantly-costumed osteopath."

"It's the five-second rule, Tia Carmen! If you eat it before five seconds, it's OK!"

'I did create man in my image, but man evolved.'

"Ouch!"

Rise of the Drones

"They say you're only as old as your face."

"Oh, great—here comes that crazy #@!*%! Jeff who won't shut up about conspiracy theories. How's my hair look?"

Do you realise the gravity of this situation?