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Corona Tests: From Today For A Fee

"I've never been one for conspiracy theories."

"Now pay attention 007, this device will protect you against Jewish space lasers and alert you to the presence of baby-eating lizard people who want to take over the world with the Bill Gates vaccine."

Jabber Wacky

"I don't care what you read on your Facebook feed, the Covid vaccine will not turn you into a zombie flesh eaters."

Say What! Mark Meadows

"We sacrifice a few 5G masts to the gods!"

"You know your problem? You see conspiracy theories everywhere."

"Oh how good it is that the Earth is a disc!"

Wright Wing Conspiracy.

'I think this is the primordial ooze that eventually gave rise to life on the internet.'

"The media and others who criticize my conspiracy theories are out to get me!"

Ball 3. Strike 2. I hear a group is plotting to ruin baseball games by sneaking and removing first, second and third! That's a baseless conspiracy theory.

"Which variant of the hoax do you think we contracted?"

"We'll definitely want to keep an eye on that."

H.O.A.X.: His Only Available eXcuse

The Russian Conspiracy Theory, Explained

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Lies/Damned Lies/Social Media

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'This conspiracy theory nonsense MUST end. Any suggestions?'

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

"You can't believe everything the Russian bots tell you."

Govt. UK led by Seance

Rumours Online

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

In a career limiting move, Reginald decided to give Albert's latest theory some frank and fearless feedback.

"When you think about it, you have to be a complete idiot not to believe aliens crashed at Roswell in 1947." "Before 1947: primitive cars, planes, and radio. After 1947: space ships, quantum computing, internet." "Let me try... Before 1947: no bikinis. After 1947: bikinis." "No, wait... The bikini was 1946. That throws this whole theory into question." "We really should have our own science show."

Obama, the Enigma?