"Theologian? You guys are always fun."
Doctrinal Debater Gifts
Searching for a gift for the doctrinal debater in your life? Discover humorous and insightful items that celebrate their love for philosophy, logic, and lively debates. These products will excite their intellectual curiosity while adding a fun twist to their collection. Whether on mugs, t-shirts, or prints, find a unique way to show you appreciate their debating spirit and love for knowledge.
"That's just so God."
Papa Ratzi
Priests/Vicars/Ministers.
"What if the pushy use it all UP first?"
"I only call people within my denomination brother or sister." (two Christian talking about their denomination)
Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."
Dialogue
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."
'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'
"Now that's a win."
"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"
"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"
'How do we SLEEP at night?'
"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"
'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"
Plant Parenthood...
"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."
"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"
The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'
'You present a very convincing argument.'
Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO
'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'
'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'
Memory Content is King
Debating Society. I can accept that money is speech as long as we can agree that some spending is like yelling fire in a theater.
Verbal Orders
"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."
"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."
A bunch of global warming skeptics want to join eco club. It's a school organization. You have to let them in. But they just want to harass us with selective facts! Today: Eco club. So? Debate is good. You have :An Inconvenient Truth" to counter their arguments. Oh. Great. Now we'll have to read it.
Doctrinal Debater Gifts Collection
Doctrinal Debater Mugs
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Doctrinal Debater Pillows
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Doctrinal Debater Prints
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