Ideological Debater Pillows

"Republican striptease"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Difference of Opinion

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

Gun laws US

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Science Snobs

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.