Ideological Debater T-Shirts

"Republican striptease"

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

Difference of Opinion

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Gun laws US

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

'It's another corporate lawyer...do we want to buy a soul?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'It's the moral highground occupation force.'

'You present a very convincing argument.'

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

"You atheists wouldn't exist without God!"

Plant Parenthood...

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

'I suppose you're entitled to your opinion, but I still say that Shemp was the greatest of them all.'

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

Science Snobs

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

Reagacentennial

Do you go for Hannity or O'Reilly? Tough call. O'Reilly's presence is so big, fearless. Whereas Hannity has a wicked fast tongue and such inner strength. As symbolized externally by his jawline. O'Reilly is so tall. Something strange is happening. Coulter's a bit masculine for my tastes. Ditto. HOJ.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'If you start granting amnesty for people for following their conscience, pretty soon everyone will be following his conscience.'

Memory Content is King

"Went in for a simple blood test and got cloned by mistake."

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

Man milks a book.

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.