Identity Theorist Prints

A man has a head shaped like a bird.

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

The International and May Day Terrorism

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

American Venn diagram

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Cherchez la femme

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

Secret Identity Theft.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

Powell

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter

'Are you having this identity crisis because you current identity sucks?'

Cybervegan Caf

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"The floor is now open for discussion of what to name ou generation."

"Will you be keeping your own name or rebranding?"