Ideology Analyst Pillows

The International and May Day Terrorism

The World Map According to Donald Trump.

"No, no - we're the secular-religious faction, and we're sworn enemies of the religious-secular faction."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

American Venn diagram

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

"I see a psychiatrist holding a Rorschach test."

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Jobbik Party.

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

Mao Zedong.

Head of Waste Dispoal - Recycled Ideas/Rubbish Ideas.

"I'm sorry, sir, but this survey does not allow for that opinion."

Left Luggage

"As a political consultant, you don't need to know what's right or wrong...just what's right of left."

TV Duel

Bumper Stickers: 'God is my co-pilot', 'My co-pilot has a map'

'You must admit that, ideologically, we are in opposite Poles.'

'I'm a Conservative trapped in a Liberal body.'

'As a caterpillar I was conservative. Now I find I'm more liberal.'

In an overnight Coup d'Esprit, right wing thoughts had taken up strategic positions inside Jonathan's mind.