Ideology Investigator Pillows

The International and May Day Terrorism

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

American Venn diagram

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

BNP legality response to court ruling.

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Jobbik Party.

'I asked JB but he refused to fall on his sword.'

"Yeah, he's sooo sweet, but I'm not happy as a clam!"

Don't give up - Surrender.

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

'Who am I?'

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

The World Map According to Donald Trump.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

Mao Zedong.

A baseball player's errors make a hit in the next day's sports pages.

"Everybody's somebody's contra."

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