Ideology Investigator Gifts

Alt-Centrist

Ideology Test

The International and May Day Terrorism

'How would you feel about working in a small pond?'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

Christopher Isherwood

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

American Venn diagram

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

Move Right

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

BNP legality response to court ruling.

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Jobbik Party.

"Hey, Federson. Did you hear that someone around here has been stealing everybody's ideas?"

'I asked JB but he refused to fall on his sword.'

"Yeah, he's sooo sweet, but I'm not happy as a clam!"

Socialism and Capitalism Traps

Don't give up - Surrender.

Powell

Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter

'You don't look like your passport photo.'

Vote. I can't keep up with politics anymore --- That guy said he's a "big government anarchist"!

The World Map According to Donald Trump.

'Who am I?'

Leave one of your names with my secretary.

A baseball player's errors make a hit in the next day's sports pages.

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

Democratic Progressivism Is a Dead Letter

Mao Zedong.