Ideological Thinker Gifts

I've decided. I know who I'm voting for, Randy. Do tell, little buddy. Well, I decided that in order to truly be better than the rest of you, I'd have to be completely above political parties or any one ideology. So I've decided to vote for George Washington. He's the only candidate who was never in a party and had no ideology. Even if that were true, isn't being against ideology an ideology? Don't try to propagandize me with your anti-anti-ideology ideology.

Pox Americana.

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Math Dreams

Thomas Mann.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

The International and May Day Terrorism

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

Sigmund Freud.

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"If you can’t beat ’em, roll around in their decaying carcass."

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Should not have put that suggestion in the suggestion box.'

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

Reasonableman

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

'It's a zen diaphragm.'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Bonk!"

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'"Einstein, Szilard, Teller, Oppenheimer...but you look through the Old Testament and through the Talmud, and there's not a word about physics."

'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"And here is where we started putting profits before people."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

"Of course you can't put your finger on it. It's a hypothetical particle."

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"