Identity Change Pillows

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

Congratulations!

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Forming the adolescent personality

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Chicken out. . . and proud.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."