Identity Changes Pillows

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Secret Identity Theft.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

"I'm a male, yet I hatch the eggs. I'm a bird, yet I don't fly...I swim like a fish. Despite my appearance, my life is anything but black and white."

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Pope Francis

Cybervegan Caf

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."