Identity Changes Gifts

'So, you'd like to change your name from John to David?... Okay, that shouldn't be a problem Mr. Plonker.'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"You knew I was straight when you married me."

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."