Identity Change Gifts

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Hahaha! What's wrong Dorky Nerdmire? That's your name isn't it?"

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"The first step is admitting you're a dog."

City Zoo. They call us "anteaters" --- talk about stereotyping!

"Sorry Darling, you are fabulous, but I'm searching for MY Prince too!"

Congratulations!

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

"With this suit, I hereby establish dominion over my male identity."

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

Forming the adolescent personality

"You're starting to look like your old self again."

Seminar: Find Someone Cool to Imitate.

Britain sinking and losing it's identity.

Old year sits by 'Out' box, and new year sits by 'In' box in office.

"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."

"Don't be fooled - that's Henrietta, cross-dressing again."

Chicken out. . . and proud.

William Shakespeare Civil Court Judge. Well, you can legally change your name, but it won't make any real difference, Rose.

Secret Identity Theft.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

"You knew I was straight when you married me."