Identity Shifters Pillows

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

"Is this who I am?"

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Actually, the job calls for someone who is convex."

"I have a personal blog, therefore I am!"

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

'Of course I'm depressed. I've run out of places to pierce.'

Like Minded

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Forming the adolescent personality

"Someone has stolen my identity crisis."

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

"Adolescencia"

"But if I'm not a senior collateral analyst for a high-volume, global marketing corporation...who am I?"

"What's that about? Someone said you have a name."

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"I'm thinking of changing my name."

"To whom am I speaking? Your real personality or the one you have online?"

'I blog, therefore I am.'

"What never fails to anger me is that I'm always identified by my man."

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

"I know it's tempting but please don't pigeonhole me."

"I've got my Facebook, Instagram, TikTok accounts, but where is the real me?"

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"I don't know...but somehow you've changed, Harold!"

Duelling personalities.