Identity Switch Enthusiast Pillows

"Hey, make sure you don't forget - you're no longer Eddy Wurster from Dover... you're Ben Fishkopp from Bath!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Buddhist Center

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Actually those missing four yeas I was working here under a different name."

'He needs a domain name.'

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

"Which one of us is me?"

'How would you have played that last ball?'

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

Millennial

I Was Married to Banksy.

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

Name

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

'I love how you're not like everyone else. Oh, sorry, I thought you were my wife.'