Identity Switch Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Hey, make sure you don't forget - you're no longer Eddy Wurster from Dover... you're Ben Fishkopp from Bath!"

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'Squint your eyes and grit your teeth so I can make sure it's you.'

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

Which One is Pulling Out?

"Actually, Sally, my name isn't Mrs. Santa Claus... It's Barb. I'm not defined by my husband."

Buddhist Center

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Secret Identity Theft.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'Sure, I can reprogram your microchip if you want to change your identity...'

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

"I'll tell you my gender if you tell me yours."

Psychiatry. Every time I try to reinvent myself, I get hit with a patent infringement suit.

"Actually those missing four yeas I was working here under a different name."

This is where you'll be working...don't worry if it's confusing.

'He needs a domain name.'

'Sir, we need your passport, driver's license, and Facebook name!'

Mr. Hillary Clinton

"Which one of us is me?"

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"It was a simple case of mistaken identity. Nobody's fault – I always carry more than one set of ID."

'What a coincedence! I actually have an identical twin brother who has the same name as you.' - 'No kidding? I have one who has the same name as you!'

Frankenstein "Damn it! Not another ethic origin questionaire"

'Here's where you'll work! I know it's confusing, however we will have paid training for you.'

Millennial

Name

I Was Married to Banksy.

"My real name's Killer. Fluffy is just my pen name."

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...