Sign Switcher Aficionado Pillows

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Laughing Zone Ahead

'So who's smoking?'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Beware of Everything

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Your bone."

"No religious nuts!"

Hanging out your shingle

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Way to go

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

Deadwood 25 miles

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"Hold on! Baxter's trying to tell us something..." "The kitchen is on fire"

Wrong Way.

"High Pressure Area"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.

Metaphors.

"Gone for a P."

No crawling sign in the desert.

"Say Buddy - Don't you read signs?" - Do Not Feed Bears.

Thank you for not urinating.

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Unpopular Street Signs: Live más, Exit, No Trespassing, No Loitering on this Property Violators Will Be Let Go.

Road sign reads; 'Welcome to First Impression. Lasting Impression Next 3 Exits.'

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).