Sign Switcher Pillows

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Cat on Board.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Route 666.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Sunset Attraction

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Do not pass.

That's Network...

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

The Big Cheese

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

Danger: Reading warning signs costs lives.