Sign Changer Pillows

'I have carpal tunnel syndrome from raising it.'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

Route 666.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"Make sure you get payment up front."

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Deadwood 25 miles

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

That's Network...

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

The Big Cheese

A road sign to 'Eye Clinic' is humongous compared to the 'Dental Clinic' sign.