Sign Changer Gifts

'I have carpal tunnel syndrome from raising it.'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

If you can read this, you're standing too close.

'Dubble Dawawg A.K.A. Diplo Matt A.K.A. Spyral A.K.A. Sheldon delman - noted rap artist'

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Google signwriter.

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Route 666.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

That's Network...

Wrong Way.

'Welcome to HARDNOSE CITY. . . Go directly to jail, next 3 exits.'

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

Deadwood 25 miles

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Love! - Peace! - "This is my corner, you @#!*!#!"

The Big Cheese