Sign Switcher Gifts

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Do it write the first time.'

'Very good and to the point.'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'You've got us backward. I'm Vinnie, and my short and subtle brother is Vignette.'

Man looking at sign that reads 'Hord Wark' and says: "I can't put that up. It's too much like hard work."

'At 11:35 it's the SLOW sign. At 11:39, the STOP sign. At 11:43 it's back to the SLOW sign. At 11:49 you break for lunch. At 1:00 it's the STOP sign...'

"It does clearly say 'tow-away zone'."

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

Google signwriter.

Route 666.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Jim, the synonym master, was fired from the sign painting company.

Man in car sees fallen sign on the hood of his car which says, CAUTION sign-holding road worker falls asleep.

Sunset Attraction

"Make sure you get payment up front."

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Do not pass.

As soon as we invent writing, we should put up a "Danger! Tar Pit!" sign here.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Road signs of Aging

That's Network...

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

The Big Cheese

Poodle painting 'Beware of the Dog' sign