Side Switcher Gifts

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

On - Undecided - Off switch

Signs of Fall

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

Old Man Winter.

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

"Shuffle Mode"

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

Indian Winter

'I can't wait until July!... I can't until January!'

"Put the saddle on backwards? You don't know which way I'm going!"

"I see myself going into some form of public service, like banking."

"Remember to mention how we miss the change of seasons in L.A. It means so much to people who are still back here in New York