Sector Switchers Gifts

"I see myself going into some form of public service, like banking."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"An actor ... huh, that’s funny, because you look just like a waiter."

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

'All our appliances come with energy saving device - off/on switch.'

On - Undecided - Off switch

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

"Hi. I'm the babysitter, formerly with Action Data Systems."

'Degree in Psychology and a former Referee. I think your qualified to be a School Bus Driver.'

"We're switching from donuts to bagels effective Tuesday. Johnson, you handle the consumer backlash."

Another Fine Mess. It's cute -- but the General wants you to change it back to "Mess Hall #640".

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

'I want a transfer-I'm fed up wearing this same outfit week after week!'

TELLER, 'I want to transfer my account to this bank -- you wouldn't believe how uptight my LAST bank was!'

Congressional Yoga Class. They're good students! They're used to completely switching positions every few minutes!

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Actually, a lot of my friends have switched to soy.

"My birthday is actually in September, but I've always identified as an Aries."

Waiter in Waiting Room with Needle

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

"I shouldn't have taken this job."

The Gas Price Race

Owls whoo work different shifts...'Days!'...'Swings!'...'Nights!'

No one visits Cindy's office since she started putting healthy snacks in her candy bowl.

Employment - 'I've tried public and private. Got any other sectors?'

The Bookworm Turns

Forget the internet! Go through their trash!