Santa Switchers Gifts

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Santa Claus's Mail

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

High security Santa's grotto

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Anything but milk and cookies."

Filming Christmas

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa CGI Effect

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Meet Santa's entourage

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'And that,and that,and that...'

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

The Reindeer Strike

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"