Sport Switchers Gifts

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Currently Boston

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I've been transferred again.'

Now we wait for the snow.

Signs of Fall

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

Old Man Winter.

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

The Master Switch

"I did not listen carefully, and, yes, the menu options had changed..."

Congressional Yoga Class. They're good students! They're used to completely switching positions every few minutes!

"Shuffle Mode"

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

Indian Winter

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

"Something happened to Jim between pre-game warm-ups and post-season wrap-ups...he switched to NASCAR."

'I know it's not snowing, that's why I need lots of mashed potatoes to build a snow man!'

'I can't believe it. I've been traded to The Ridiculous.'

'I can't wait until July!... I can't until January!'

"That trade worked out better than I thought it would."