Sport Switchers Pillows

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Currently Boston

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Hey everybody, I've decided to stop doing landscape drawings, and start doing caricatures of my fellow passengers.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

'I've been transferred again.'

Signs of Fall

'I'd like to change my major from electrical engineering to English or something.'

"Well our move was PARTLY global warming and partly because the schools are better down here."

'... and instead of a brain, the wizard gave the scarecrow a smart phone.'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"I had to switch to tea, coffee was keeping me up all day."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Old Man Winter.

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

'Forget it, I don't support them anymore.'

Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Within your budget central London MIGHT be a problem. What about central Ulan Bator?"

"There goes another childhood illusion. When I was a kid, he had eight reindeer."

The Master Switch

"Shuffle Mode"

Indian Winter

"I did not listen carefully, and, yes, the menu options had changed..."

'Since we switched from discovering new lifesaving antibiotics to discovering new daiquiri drinks, our funding has tripled.'

'I know it's not snowing, that's why I need lots of mashed potatoes to build a snow man!'

'I can't believe it. I've been traded to The Ridiculous.'

'I can't wait until July!... I can't until January!'

"That trade worked out better than I thought it would."

"Put the saddle on backwards? You don't know which way I'm going!"